Monday, February 8, 2010
Set Sail For Savings ! ! !
at the local retail shop in your town/city there are savings. right now ! the more you spend the more you save. so make it happen. for every dollar spent your local retail shop will donate 45 cents to an orphan/bum for food.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Secret Biography: Nelson Fortune
nelson fortune was born in 1954. his mom was named sally and his dad was named nelson. nelson fortune was a quick study and graduated high school at the age of 15. at that point he decided it would be best if he started his own business teaching youngsters the ropes. this turned out to be a pretty bad idea as he was quickly broke and selling his body to get by. at the age of 19 his luck turned around when his mom sally won the lottery. his luck would quickly turn back to its original direction when his mom told him to go fuck himself. nelson attempted to do just that and ended up with a pretty bad kink in his neck. after he got the kink out he decided to start a chiropractic business called kink out. this failed rather quickly because he knew nothing of chiropracticy. he liked the name kink out though. so he started an office supply company. he wanted to call it kink out but that really didnt make sense. so he shortened it to kinkos. but that name had already been used. so nelson opened a place called nelsons office supplies. he died in 1994 of lung cancer. the bastard didnt even smoke.
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